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My WWE Global Warning Tour Diary

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WWE sybal for Global Warning

March, 8th, 2002
Today was Thursday the most nervous day of my life. On this day tickets for WWE Global Warning Tour will be sold.
We were going to get Gold seating. Dad was at work and he gave 3 workers his American Express number to them to buy Global Warning tickets.
Dad and I are huge fans of the WWE and dad has been watching the WWE (AKA WWF) when it 1st came out on T.V in Australia.
Anyway get to the point. Well it took nearly 2 hours to get onto the site as it was so busy. Dad got to the site and he brought the $250 tickets which were Platinum seating tickets.
I knew by the name of the seating when I found out he got them they were going to be VERY VERY good seating.
I carnt wait to get to MELBOURNE!!!!!!
July, 12th, 2002
Today I went to the mailbox and what-do-ya-know our WWE GLOBAL WARNING TICKETS arrived at our letterbox.
I put the tickets in a safe place so some povo looser dosent steal them.
Now that the tickets arrived I am getting more excited to go to the WWE!!!
August, 7th, 2002
Today is my Birthday!!!! And 3 more days to WWE GLOBAL WARNING TOUR show I carnt wait. I got $50 to go towards my WWE savings as I call it and now i have $230 of my own money I saved up for the WWE..
I carnt wait till August 10th!!!
August, 9th, 2002
Well 1 day to go to the WWE GLOBAL WARNING TOUR show is on. I packed my bag like theres only a couple of cams, my great poster and a spair pair of boxes. I carnt get to sleep as I couldnt wait to get down to Melbourne to see the WWE. I watched WWE videos and dvds.
August, 10th, early morning, 2002
Well the day has finerly come the best day of my life!!!!!!
We got to the airport at 5am and once we got to Melbourne we caught a cab to get to our hotel which is called The Sheriton which is right next to Crown Towers (we must be rich bastards if we can afford staying here. lol).
August 10th, day, 2002
Well once we got to the hotel room we stayed there for 15 minutes and then went to Crown Towers. We knew that WWE Stars were staying there so we decided to go there. Well the 1st celeb we saw was Peter from Big Brother (the 1 that won cause of his sad story which wasnt sad to me and he didnt get my vote) I got his autograph and we got kicked out of Crown for enjoying a celeb.
So dad and I stayed out the front door of crown Towers and we waited there for 1 hour and WWE Stars walked out. The stars that walked out were Kurt Angle, Christian, Dean Malinco and Test.
I ran up to them to get an autograph and the guard that kicked me out of Crown got my autograph book and through it on the ground (that ASS CLOWN).
The 2nd HUGE WWE Stars were HHH and his real life girlfriend Stephanie got out of a BIG BIG BIG limo I called out to Stepth but she stuck her finger up at me well. Stepth if you are reading this I'll do the same thing back to you when I see you again. But I still think you are HOT!!!!!!
An UN-important and crap WWE ring commentator was Mick Cole. I hate him so much so I yelled out to him that he suxs at commentating and I think he was pissed off so he held his head down in shame.
My dream came true after nearly a whole daytime staying there a taxi arrived in front of the doors and my dream girl came out of the taxi. Yes it was Torrie Wilson. She is so HOT HOT HOT!!!!! I spoke to her for a while then asked her out, she said no I am going to get married to Billy Kidman and I go ok then I'll try with other girls and we all laughed. I had a photo with her as you can see all over my webby and in that photo I HAD MY HAND ON HER ASS!!!!!! Which was the best decision of my life.

         !!!!!!!THANK YOU TORRIE WILSON!!!!!!!

We went back to our hotel on a tram as dad couldnt walk 1km (lazy bugger) and when I got on a tram I saw Stacy Keibler in short shorts jogging so I told the tram driver to STOP and he did and I ran to her while dad was trying to run but it took him 5 minutes to get past all the cars. I yelled out to Stacy WAIT and so she stopped. I asked her for an autograph but she said that she had to get to her hotel room to get ready for the show. I asked er for photos she goes I cant do that to me and ran off in the sunset well not the sunset. Then the fat security guard that was trying to catch up to her told me not to pester Stacy and to go away so when Stacy was running off I told her she was the HOTTEST girl in the world and I love her so she turned around and waved at me. Even though you didnt have a photo with me Stacy if you are reading this
       !!!!!!!STACY KEIBLER AND YOU ARE 1 OF THE  HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serious I am 1 of her biggest fans I know so much about Stacy.

The Show I mean the event that I have waited for 8 years. 

Well we got to our seats in Colonial Stadium and they were 20 ROWS BACK HOW COOL!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I'm bragging I shouldnt do that as there were people way way way back in the SHITHOUSE seats!!
Anyway. The show started and what a night the matchs were great I could see everything. Below are all the matchs.
         New attendance record for Colonial Stadium : 56,734
Steph comes out to welcome everyone to the show. She intro's Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman who come out and rag on Hogan. 
1. Rikishi vs Rico (Kiss My Ass match) 
Lots of nice kicks by Rico, but a missed moonsault and a Rikishi driver later and it's dinner time for Rico in around 3 minutes. Phat boy busted a move with two kids from the audience post-match.
2. Randy Orton & Mark Henry vs. D-Von Dudley & Batista 
By the books tag. Henry pinned D-Von with a powerslam in about 5 mins.
3. Cruiserweight Title: Jamie Knoble w/Nidia vs. Hurricane 
Hurricane uncorked a Santo dive. Standard fair with some great near falls towards the end. Nidia distracted Hurricane and Knoble got the pin via a backslide with his feet on the ropes.
4. 'Tough Enough Challenge': Billy & Chuck w/Rico vs. Chavo Guerrero & Hardcore Holly w/Maven
The challenge was who was 'tough enough' not to hit the aisles towards the concessions. God awful match full of stalling and vain attempts by Chavo to raise the dead. Chavo victory-rolled Chuck for the pin as the heels attempted the LOD finish.
5. 'Raw vs. Smackdown': Kurt Angle vs. Test 
A world of difference, both guys out with their working shoes on and assembling a good, solid contest. Great false finishes before Test finally fell to the Angle slam.
6. WWE Tag Titles: Lance Storm & Christian vs. Kidman & Rey Misterio 
  Great match, chock full of hot spots. Kidman with the shooting star and Rey uncorking a swinging rana from the top, a huracanrana vaulting off Kidman and a picture-perfect Asai moonsault. Storm dropped Kidman with a tag strap to retain.
7. 'Raw vs. Smackdown': Chris Jericho vs. Edge 
A heel masterclass on the mic from Jericho, the audience eating out of his hand. Slow burner, concluding with a great ralley of near falls that had everyone out of their seats numerous times. Jericho eventually turned Edge for the Walls but Edge smartly reversed into an inside cradle for the pin. 
8. 'Bra & Panties': Torrie Wilson vs. Stacey Kiebler 
Valbowski did his usual schtick as ring announcer. Usual T&A including a roll in the hay for the ref who wound up with his strides down, as did an interfering Nidia. Torrie got the win after a second attempt at the finish. (Great match Torrie and Stacy entertain me alot!!!!!)
9. WWE Undisputed Title/ No DQ: Rock vs. Brock Lesnar vs. HHH 
In a word, tame. Very ordinary match with all the usual 3-way antics, but very little else. Lesnar posted HHH and he juiced. All the standard teases and near falls with the various finshers before HHH walked into the Rock Bottom for the pin. Picked up towards the end.
Post-match saw Rock & HHH clean house on Lesnar before Heyman entered into a very funny begging routine. The comedy ended with a People's Elbow from both Rock and HHH on Heyman. 






 

 

 


 

 

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Torrie Wilson and I when I met her


Billy Kidman, Torrie Wilson and Edge with the background of Melbourne.


Christian scaring the kangaroos


Maven, D'von and Kurt Angle at a promo meeting


Rico beeing crowded by fans at Melbourne airport


Kurt Angle with a werid looking animal


HHH with two fans (well finerly HHH dosnt ignore fans when he sees them)


the Hurricane with a bear that looks like him


Some WWE stars signing autographs for fans at a charity auction


The Rock signing an autograpth for a fan at the starlight charity dinner